I, I'm sorry, people of Japan, but I have returned to bring misfortune, embarrassment, and uncontrollable b-bed wetting to you once more. I'M S-S-SORRY, JAPANESE PEOPLE, FOR CAUSING YOUR SHEETS TO B-BECOME DAMP WITH SHAME AND U-URINE! I'M S-SORRY, JAPAN, FOR BEING BORN HERE AND RUINING YOUR BEAUTIFUL LANDS WITH MY DRAIN ON YOUR SOCIETY! I'M SORRY!! ( Read more... )